Author Archives: The Void

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Eleanor Rees

@TheVoidTLMB Better get the kettle on.

2024-12-24, 13:18 0 boosts 0 favorites

@eleanorrees ☕️🍰

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Eleanor Rees

Autocorrect changed 'chez vous' to 'chez void'. Very 2024.

2024-12-24, 12:08 1 boosts 13 favorites

@eleanorrees 👀

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Rachel Playforth

If I may, I’d like to share with you an important message from one of the true heroes of Christmas, a triage nurse working at the urgent treatment centre today: “Never put anything smaller than your elbow in your ear”.

2024-12-23, 19:33

@archelina.bsky.social I once quoted this to a nurse, and she looked very pleased. 🙂

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Rupert V/

TIL that the "naughty … but nice" tagline for ads for cream cakes in the UK in the 1980s was written by Salman Rushdie.
This is more interesting than the joke I was double checking when I found it out.

@todayilearned


2024-12-23, 02:43 2 boosts 11 favorites

@rupert …and Fay Weldon did “Go to work on an egg”.

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CrypticBlah

email sent Thanks Void

2024-12-22, 17:07

@crypticblah.bsky.social Got it…

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CrypticBlah

Anyone online with access to CC able to do me a favour? I’m PC less while travelling and need a grid edited to change the lights. I can send an XML export from MyCrossword and just need half a dozen lights removed.

2024-12-22, 17:00

@crypticblah.bsky.social Yo, yeah….